Do you remember the story of Jack and the Magic Beanstalk? Jack was sent to town to sell the family cow. On his way to town, he met a man who wanted the cow, but sadly did not have any money for it. He could however trade for 5 magic beans. Jack traded the cow for the beans and went on his way home. After telling his mother, she was furious and threw the beans out the window. The next morning, growing out from where the bean were was a huge beanstalk that reached up to the heavens!
Now, I don't know if that man had a herd of alpacas, but I am going to tell you about some truly magic beans...alpaca beans!
Alpaca manure (aka beans, because that is exactly what they look like!) are truly the magic behind growing beautiful and healthy plants, 100% naturally. Not only are commercially produced plant foods filled with harsh chemicals harmful to you and your family, but are detrimental to the environment as well.
Each bag of Alpaca Brew plant food contains sun dried alpaca beans, brimming with all the nutrients your plants crave. Alpaca manure has the naturally highest levels of NPK (Nitrogen, Phosphorus, and Potassium) out of all livestock manures. Additionally it is low in sodium...another plus for plants. Your flower beds, indoor house plants, and vegetable gardens will be the talk of the neighborhood after using your Alpaca Brew.
All the hard work is done for you. We hand fill each bag of Alpaca Brew with sun dried alpaca beans, and then send them directly to you. After receiving your bag, simply submerge it in a gallon of water, and let set to steep 24-48 hours. After it has finished steeping, remove the bag from the water and let dry in the sun. You are now ready to water your plants with the best water possible. Each Alpaca Brew bag can be used up to 3 times, to make 3 gallons of watering "tea".
Alpaca Brew can be used as often as you need to water your plants, but we do recommend using it at least 1-2 times a week.
The nutrient giving power of the Alpaca Brew bags does not end after your last batch of tea. Once you have brewed your last batch, bury the bag next to a tree or bush. As the bag decomposes, it will continue to feed the plant. We only use 100% bio-degradable burlap made from plant fibers for our bags.
Please note, while this is called Alpaca Brew it is NOT COFFEE OR TEA and is NOT INTENDED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION! Do not drink this unless you enjoy endless hours in the emergency room.
**IMPORTANT NOTICE**: We have a very strong conviction to not promote the growing or use of any recreational drugs (i.e. marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, and the like) and WILL NOT sell to customers who are using it for this purpose.